Just back from a run through the woods. The scenery was less than spectacular. Used condoms were tied to tree branches all along the path. Ick. Shower time.

My browsers are over burgeoning again. Let's take a load off, shall we?

Vomit While Having Sex: Not nearly as bad as it sounds. Just plain funny.

Top Gear - Reliant Robin space shuttle - Richard Hammond and James May - BBC: Can a shitty little car be turned into a reusable space shuttle (thanks, f00dave)?

Steps taken by Tokyo man made his 'Riverdance' dream come true: Sometimes following a crazy dream pans out.

Swearing can make you feel better, lessen pain: I wonder how much stubbing my toe would hurt without swearing?

Nine Naked Men: NSFW, and I'm sure I linked to this before, but damn it's cute.

A Dead Rat On Your Bowtie? Freaky Taxidermy Jewelry Leaves Us Seriously Disturbed: The hamster comb amuses me.

Evil Bible: "This web site is designed to spread the vicious truth about the Bible" (thanks, Ted).

Bilingualism in Canada: NSFW. A reporter gets more than he bargained for when he asks a woman her opinion on bilingualism. Total loss of composure!

Casmir force:

http://www.physorg.com/news150557049.html

A new force that acts on light:

http://www.physorg.com/news166711942.html

The second one is particularly cool.  I bet there is more to it than has been discovered.

We know far, far less about the universe than most people think.  We have barely scratched the surface with our current knowledge and techniques.

Raging against the bloody bastard!

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On July 8, I ended up with the place to myself. I began to plot the destruction of men.



Next day, I made cookies. And ate one.



But then the cookie wore off.



On the 11th, I began to contemplate sneaking through the forest.



Last night, Kate, Adam, and I drank rum. Wacky hijinks ensued.



Today, God took me in the Rapture.

Well, holy shit! I have the place to myself for a week!

Tubby and I are gonna party.

Here are some links:

Bad Dragon: NSFW. Sex toys for scaleys. The description for a water critter dildo reads, "Out of the ocean and into your bed." No better ad copy could ever be written. Wow.

Boneless Belt Separates Your Fat Into Small Segments, Shames You: Quack device makes you look like an anthropomorphic ice cube tray.

'Air Sex' To The Sound Of SLAYER's 'Angel Of Death': NSFW. Not hot. Oy (thanks, schwartzung).

Mythical Creatures Through Eyes of Digital Arts: Some of these are really provocative (thanks, f00dave).

Aquatic deer and ancient whales: Whales may have evolved from ... deer? Bizarre.

Dan Savage: Here are his YouTube videos. I love them. He's educational and really damned funny.

Prescient Advertising: This is a 1962 advertisement for Union Carbide's development in India. It is perfect and chilling in every way. "A hand in things to come," indeed.

Equal Pricing Fail: Not all dolls are created equal (thanks, amelielie).

Bacon Dress: Ew.

( Overdue again. )

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Too much shit clogs my tabs. So it's time to take a link dump....

Lovely, I know.

Body Inflation: I know I've posted some images on this body modification style before, but I'm doing it again. It seems it's since become more popular.

All-Purpose Tanuki Testicles: 19th-century Japanese prints demonstrating the versatility of the raccoon-dog's amazing ballsack.

Tattoos: A handy diagram that shows you the meaning of tattoos as defined by their location on the body (thanks, schwartzung).

Gulls' Vicious Attacks on Whales: Sea gulls in Argentinian waters have found a new food source: mukluk.

Stoned wallabies make crop circles: One of my favourite critter-based news stories of all time.

The gift of normal -- Day 1: Prosthetics are life changing: Stephanie Dorsey's ear-popping cheerleading experiences are hilarious. This girl sounds like a hoot!

Bikini Pants: One of the more frightening fashion trends I've seen in a long time. Unless you have a very specifically-shaped body, these pants will make you muffin-top in the most epic of ways.



Get Get Get - Grapes!: A very odd Fantastic Voyagesque music video (thanks, primordial1).

Fun with Nukes: Unusual Explosions: Terrifying and sometimes beautiful. That nuclear rifle is just plain ill-advised, though.

Entire New 13-Story Building Tips Over in Shanghai: "To be fair, the building was under construction and thus unoccupied, but it's still a minor miracle that there was only one fatality."



Scaled Bracers: I like these, and might make a similar set for myself.Van-Tastic Adventures: Road-trip through Australia, and get paid to do so.

Boy Discovers Microbe That Eats Plastic: Excellent, except I think it means that now there will be work on developing microbe-resistant plastics.

Fallen Princesses: Very interesting photography collection. "These works place Fairy Tale characters in modern day scenarios. In all of the images the Princess is placed in an environment that articulates her conflict. The '...happily ever after' is replaced with a realistic outcome and addresses current issues."

Strange Gel Remote Concept by Panasonic: I'm not sure how this technology works, but I'm sure it will be nabbed by the sex toy industry, if it hasn't yet already (thanks, f00dave).